Crass, witty, low brow and serious all at once. Blam. Funny with edge. Edgy with fruit. Vortex with a corsette. We started during the summer of 2006 at the spyhouse in Minneapolis. We're neither male nor female. We're rock! We are the Central Standard. We set the standard. In the middle. We have a 7 song ep out titled 'really.' they will soon be up on cd baby for sell (as well as at our shows). In the spring we will be going on a midwest tour. Check our myspace for the dates.